You don’t suffer from existential ennui. DRAPER FAIL.
You’re impotent. DRAPER FAIL.
You’ve been offered sex by less than 4 women today. DRAPER FAIL.
You are horizontal and no woman is near you. DRAPER FAIL.
So I just started binge-viewing on the first season of Mad Men and have so far come up with one takeaway: Don Draper is better than you. This blog is dedicated to that fact.